As I have been doing on a regular basis for the past 3 months, I went to my local synagogue this past Shabbat( Saturday) morning. As I walked in I grabbed a Siddur, Jewish Prayer book, and a Chumash, the 5 Books of Moses. When you open the Art Scroll Siddur, my personal Siddur of choice, on the right mostly everything is in Hebrew, and on the left mostly everything is English. That is, usually it is. As I sat down to pray this particular prayer book had no English in it at all. Where I usually read the English it was now replaced entirely with Russian.
After I made a double and triple take to make sure this was actually Russian and I wasn’t having a stroke, I decided to call this particular Siddur the Trump Siddur. I then opened the inside cover and in my imagination at least, saw the words, Dedicated to Jared Kushner. Well not really, but I imagined it to be so. I also imagined the second I put it back on the shelf a lacky from CNN was going to come collect it to see to it that it would be displayed as evidence on the next episode of Anderson Cooper 360.
Just before I stopped trying to be funny and got back to the business at hand of praying, I came to one conclusion. Art Scrolls is clearly guilty of collusion. That being said, until I hear evidence they influenced the election at all, I have every intention of keeping them as my Siddur of choice.
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